Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Oh my BOOBS!!!!

Since I've never heard anyone say, man I wish my boobs were saggier or droopier...I've discovered the "fountain of perk" for your boobs!
It's not just because I feel like I've gotten a boob job since my boobs have gone into "let's-scare-her-with-how-big-we'll-get" mode...I do enjoy feeling like my boobs are bigger than their normal smallish size...thanks to my cooking "cupcake in the oven". (yes, pregnancy is great for the boobs!)

BUT the salesgirl told me that BOOB TUBE by MAMA MIO, is also a great neck firmer...so say good bye to your turkey neck and baggy chin......southwards boobs and and if it lifts boobs and necks, maybe it can give your booty a boost too!

Not only have I been slathering my "girls" in it, but I've been covering my neck in BOOB TUBE goodness!
 
This stuff is amazing, and at the rate that I'm applying this all over the girls and my neck....I should double up on bottle purchases...even the sales girl said her hubby puts it on his forehead to keep it looking taught and wrinkle free.

So if you want some miracle in a bottle from everything from your BOOBS to your forehead...get your hands on this stuff!
I bought mine at A Pea In The Pod...but here's the link to the MAMA MIO website:

I think my boobs and neck will thank me in 15 years, that I helped them out this way! ha ha ha
The fountain of youthful boobs is waiting for you in your local BOOB TUBE BOTTLE! ha ha ha
Because no one wants to look like a lady off of the National Geographic channel that could get her boobs confused with 2 neck ties! 

love and lifted boobies....kandee

PS. I saw it online at www.drugstore.com for $29.00!

SIDENOTE: I DO NOT GET PAID from them or anyone to talk about this stuff...this is my beauty-style blog, so I tell you guys about stuff I've discovered that I love!

31 comments:

La Petite Sirène said...

haha, kandee, i am always amazed at the awesome stuff you manage to find for female ailments. hope you and your cupcake are doing great!

Kattay11 said...

Lol When I was younger, my boobs looked fake, like two melons and I sooooo wished they were tear drop shape. Far out you're stupid when you're young

raelinjanis said...

I love you. This gave me laugh when I needed one! Does it work on the booty! Tee-hee, Huge love to you and your cupcake and family! Thanks

Kris said...

Neck ties! LOL! You're so funny! :D

Kimee said...

haha! Omg you really do find the best stuff!Thanks for sharing this. I want it! :)

Shutterchic said...

NICE! I've gotta try stuff! :oD

sarah said...

oh i need this so bad. ive never had elasticity in my skin so having a baby sure didnt help it. i looked on drugstore.com and its $29 for 1.7 oz and $45 for the 3.4 but if u get 2 of those u get $10 off.
p.s. ur lucky ur getting the enormous prego boobs. mine didnt do a thing & i was looking 4ward 2 them growing :( haha

Katie said...

You know, when I was first pregnant, my boobs hurt so badly, it's what made me take a pregnancy test! Mine grew to be a nice size (i'm normally super flat chested) but they went back to being super flat since I couldn't breastfeed (I was on medication at the time). Boooo!

ElisabethK`s said...

Hi Kandee!
I also sent this message on youtube, but i really hope you can to a make-up tutorial on Alice Cullen from twilight.
Here`s a picture:
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc7/plushpout/AliceCullen.jpg

Please, pretty please :)

Hope you read this :)

Best wishes possible :)

iamjess03 said...

Lush sells something similar and my sister bought it!
http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/corps/cremes-mains-corps/nenes-cheris

esteeem said...

i sell these where i work, they do seem pretty good for saggy boobs or wrinkles.. the hip and waist cream is also nice, makes me feel more toned, although I dont know if thats because its a bit minty so it tingles ;)

love your blog, u remind me of a brown eyed meagan fox!

check my blog, and let me know what you think if poss!

http://frootibeauty.blogspot.com/

<3

Yaz said...

Any luck on any beauty tips for stretch marks, I am one of the unlucky girls that got stretch marks, and the problem is that they are on my tummy and hips :( I know you cant get rid of them but if I could reduce the appearance than that would be a big help. with <3

Dora said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha kandee!!! you are so funny!!!!
hey I'll be looking for this stuff, you always find pretty awsome things.
Thanks for letting us know!

chelseyelissa said...

Kandee-- I know this is a little off topic of this post, but I am curious if you're GLAMINAR certificate we get will allow us to do "professional" make-up legally... Like being able to put make-up on people without the cosmetology license?? Very curious,... maybe you could make a post on here or e-mail me at chelseyelissa@gmail.com if you have time from your busy schedule!

kandee johnson said...

chelseyelissa..the answers are on the website: www.glaminar.com...it's a certificate that you use for resume and work experience...you don't need to be license in any state to be a make-up artist...only if you want to work i a salon, but if you work in salon you're probably not doing make-up! ha ha ha

RLowis said...

If you like pampering yourself...I am giving away an eBook "500 Bath and Beauty Recipes" at this link... www.supermassivesuccess.com/macinfo/

Silky Smooth Facial & Bath Facial: 1 cup fresh cucumber juice 1/4 cup honey 1/2 cup plain yogurt 6 drops Lavender 4 drops Geranium Mix well and apply to face just before bath...Bath: 8 drops Jasmine 8 drops Fennel 2 tbsp. Frac. coconut or Jojoba Light a candle and relax.

Rissa said...

I'm so going to check it out! Let me (or us) know when you see any results! I hate that I can never find a bra that fits right after I had my now 3 year old daughter. There's always a gap at the top of the bra cup because I have no perkiness anymore!!! I HATE bra shopping! Even more so I hate the droopiness!

So if you see results, PLEASE let us know. I need a miracle! lol

Holly said...

Kandee....I'm about 8 wks pregnant myself!! In week 5-6, my boobs jumped a whole cup size....and now it continues to grow!! I would like them if they weren't so sore/tender!! Anyhow, I was wondering if you were signed up with Whattoexpect.com -- it's a cute site that sends you emails daily/weekly to show what your little cupcake (in my case, it's a parasite) is doing inside you!!

Melissa said...

Wow if my boobs ever get big enough to sag then I'll know what to buy! ahahah

Loreta said...

oh my goodness... you know i'm going to try this!!!thanks Kandee

LeeBell said...

Everyone here is so funny! Thanks 4 the girl-talk laughs lol. :)

tennell said...

Oh Kandee! Where were you 4 kids ago! One of my husband's friends told him to expect "tube socks" after pregnancy!! :D Hope you and baby are feeling good!
Hopi from Atlanta

Sasha222 said...

Don't know if you use Lush cosmetics (I work at one of their shops) and there is a natural cream called Lovely Jubblies that helps to firm your puppies right up. Also a natural massage bar called Therapy that has lavender and neroli oils that help eliminate stretch marks!

Love your vids!

Jenae Huckins said...

Hey Kandee!
I know what you mean about the booobs! I had two little guys and My boobs went from a size B to a double D no joke!! but this stuff looks awesome Im going to have to go find some and try it out my post pregnancy boobs are need of a good lift!
I just started my own blog also you should go take a look and tell me what you think :) love you! your my all time favorite blogger/youtube guru!!

http://pinkpolkabeauty.blogspot.com
Jenae

Julie said...

Hi, Kandee! I was having a bad morning then I opened your email from yesterday about the Mama Mio. It made me laugh out loud!! Thank you for the chuckle...I needed it. Now my day is brighter already. Love and firmness, Julie

Beyoumakeupshop.com said...

Kandee,
you are so cute! =) You always do remind us to feel better and be happier.

Bonnie Rose Bryan said...

Are you sure this will be safe for your cupcake? Whatever you absorb into your body, effects her too... If you're planning to breastfeed your baby, I'd stop using this until she's weaned. I mean, you wouldn't put this product in your glass of milk, right? So, yeah... just my 2cents on this topic.

youngy-m said...

Hey kandee!!!!

i just wanted to tell u i love u sooo much, ure great; amazing and gorgeous!!
and!! congratulations for ur futur baby!!!!
have an amazing day <3

Melissa said...

will try cause I need...hahahaha Peace, Meli

Fierceness8351 said...

Dear Kandee,
We're all probably going to live forever now. Or at least our boobs will! ;D You're amazing, love Paige <3

Piotr said...

Hej! Zaglądam tutaj od jakiegoś czasu, ponieważ bardzo mi się spodobało. Masz bardzo interesujące i oryginalne notki! Przy okazji zapraszam na www.dyskrecja.pl - na pewno znajdziesz coś dla siebie!

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