R-rated Make-Up

Ok...
I will admit that I am a little embarrassed to say the names of a few make-up products. Especially if you're going to do a tutorial and use a product called "orgasm"... After all, I'm doing make-up not an adult film...ha ha ha
Now, no matter who decided to name these, these names... who knows, they thought it was funny, it was part of a marketing gimmick..it just has and will continue to make me embarrassed. I know, insert my granny glasses and floor length denim skirt and turtleneck...I'll go grab my dentures in a minute and finish typing this. Yes "naughty" words like that embarrass me, especially when asking a salesgirl for it, asking "do you have the G-Spot Stick?"....just doesn't sound right to me! ha ha ha

So up above is the New Multiple Stick from NARS- yep, you can use it on your eyes, cheeks and lips...and it's called, I am turning red as I type this: NARS The Multiple in G-spot

François Nars' iconic innovation, the original multi-purpose stick for eyes, cheeks, lips and body. Contours, gives amazing highlight is creamy, dreamy...amazey! Per Francois instruction: Apply with fingers: the skin’s warmth allows for perfect blending.

Fancy Pants Awards and reasons it won....

• "Best Overall Highlighter” 2011 InStyle "Best Beauty Buys”; Laguna named "Best Bronzer for Fair Skin” 2011 InStyle "Best Beauty Buys”
• Mistake-proof color; quick and easy to apply
• Sheer, natural finish for eyes, cheeks and lips
• Enriched with Vitamin E and açai oil for antioxidant benefits

this is the newest color: LAGUNA  (sells for $39.00, yes this is not your drugstore make-up)
- yay a name that wouldn't turn me beet red asking for it at Sephora. Tropical, dreamy-pie color...looks like sunset and beaches...can you feel the island breezes and hear the waves crashing?
And the best part, it doesn't have an r-rated name....and R can stand for REALLY-EMBARRASSED! ha ha ha

here's to tame, family-friendly names... kandee (and you bet your lipstick I know a thing or two about getting teased for my name!)

PS.
when I did Miss USA, Rima Fakih's make-up this year, she said how embarrassed she was when someone interviewed her and asked what make-up she had on, and didn't want to say her blush was "Orgasm"...ha ha ha! See what I mean!